In Phoenix stayed at Motel Six
In Houston it's the CareFree Inn
Got it's own kind of special kitsch
Spare all expense when we check in
Found out the TV doesn't work
Cannot connect to the Wi-Fi
Medical discount is a perk
But when I asked I got denied
This morning before we checked out
Went down to eat - was now or never
Being picky's not what I'm about
Worst continental breakfast ever
Just need a bed to pass the night
No Vegas strip at the Luxor
Low rollers on a budget tight
I guess you get what you pay for . . .
