Cheating On My Wife (again)

Written April 26th, 2017

With my wife out of town
Baching it for awhile
Asked someone out on a date
'Cause you know that's my style
She said yes she'd go with me
Told her I'd like to go
Get a taco or two
Over at Radio
Didn't take long to get there
I ordered for two
A kombucha to drink
Left a tip for the brew
Took a photo of her
Then we ended it right
Walked her home to my place
Where she licked me goodnight . . .